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May the journey of new year be filled

May the journey of new year be filled with new opportunities, Your days be bright with new hopes and your heart be happy with love! May New year bring prosperity, love, happiness and delight in your life – See more at:

Cheque Bounced

Judge to Prostitute : “So when did you realize you were raped?” Prostitute : “When the cheque bounced..”

Baap: Beta zindagi me kabhi Daru na Peena..

Baap: Beta zindagi me kabhi Daru na peena, . warna wo jo aage 4 Aadmi ja rahe hai na Wo 8 nazar aayenge, . . . . . . . . . . . . . Beta:”Magar Dad.! wo to sirf 2 Aadmi hai….

Beautiful Thought

“The happiest people on earth are not those who live on their terms, But those who change their terms for the one whom they love & respect”

when you put things in a safe place

Isn’t it funny ? . . when you put things in a safe place . . . . . & then forget where the safe place is

Whenever someone hurts u , don’t cry.

Whenever someone hurts u , don’t cry. . . . Remember it takes 49 muscles to CRY . . And 12 muscles to SMILE.. But only . . 6 muscles to give a SLAP . . . . Save energy “DE GHUMA KE EK”

What is d difference between PROBLEM,TALENT & KISMAT?

What is d difference between PROBLEM,TALENT & KISMAT? . . . . . 6 boys love 1 girl = PROBLEM . . . . 1 boy loves 6 girls = TALENT . . . . . . . . . & 6 girls loves 1…

Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai

Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai.. ?? . . . . ek shauk se aur ek khauf se . . . Faltu k Shauk hum rakhte nahi aur . . . . Khauf to hame kisi k baap ka bhi nahi.. 😛

Rockstar Vs Exams

In Rockstar-‘tootehue dil se hi Sangeet nikalta hai!!’…. . . . . . In exams-‘chhute hue chapter se hi Questions nikalta hai !!

Boy n girl on fb

Boy n girl on fb… girl :- u never smile na??” boy :- hw can u say dis??” girl :- i’ve never seen yous smiling pics” . boy :- ok then …do u bath daily??” girl :- ya ofcorse..y u asking??” boy :- no, I…

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