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Pathan

PHATAN GHALTI SY SAMANDER ME GIR GIA . DHOBTE DHOBTE US K HATH ME MACHLI AA GAI. USAY PAKER KER BAHIR PHENKA OR KAHA JAO TUM TU APNA JAAN BACHAO … HAMARA ALLAH MALIK HAI…

Baap: Beta zindagi me kabhi Daru na Peena..

Baap: Beta zindagi me kabhi Daru na peena, . warna wo jo aage 4 Aadmi ja rahe hai na Wo 8 nazar aayenge, . . . . . . . . . . . . . Beta:”Magar Dad.! wo to sirf 2 Aadmi hai….

Frame a sentence using the word ‘Harassment’.

Teacher: Frame a sentence using the word ‘Harassment’. … . . Student: I was in love with a girl and HerAssMeant a lot to me…….

Ek Baat Jo Sab Se Jyada Baar Ek Friend Apne Dusre Friend Se Kehta Hai … .. . . .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .”Bhai Apni ITEM Ko Bol Meri bhi setting Kara de..”

when you put things in a safe place

Isn’t it funny ? . . when you put things in a safe place . . . . . & then forget where the safe place is

Whenever someone hurts u , don’t cry.

Whenever someone hurts u , don’t cry. . . . Remember it takes 49 muscles to CRY . . And 12 muscles to SMILE.. But only . . 6 muscles to give a SLAP . . . . Save energy “DE GHUMA KE EK”

Teacher: Why are you laughing alone.

Teacher: Why are you laughing alone. Tell us the joke so that whole class can laugh. Student: Hehehe…sir ye aapko DK Bose bola..

What is d difference between PROBLEM,TALENT & KISMAT?

What is d difference between PROBLEM,TALENT & KISMAT? . . . . . 6 boys love 1 girl = PROBLEM . . . . 1 boy loves 6 girls = TALENT . . . . . . . . . & 6 girls loves 1…

3 drunk guys enterd a taxi

3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, “We have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said “Thank you”. The…

Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai

Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai.. ?? . . . . ek shauk se aur ek khauf se . . . Faltu k Shauk hum rakhte nahi aur . . . . Khauf to hame kisi k baap ka bhi nahi.. 😛

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