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Larki: Doctor sahib Mery Breast Sy Doodh nahi a rha. Doctor: Choos kr chek karna Paryga Bahir Se Pathan Jhaank kr bola: Hamara B Pishaab Band Ha…

Cheque Bounced

Judge to Prostitute : “So when did you realize you were raped?” Prostitute : “When the cheque bounced..”

Baap: Beta zindagi me kabhi Daru na Peena..

Baap: Beta zindagi me kabhi Daru na peena, . warna wo jo aage 4 Aadmi ja rahe hai na Wo 8 nazar aayenge, . . . . . . . . . . . . . Beta:”Magar Dad.! wo to sirf 2 Aadmi hai….

Ek Baat Jo Sab Se Jyada Baar Ek Friend Apne Dusre Friend Se Kehta Hai … .. . . .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .”Bhai Apni ITEM Ko Bol Meri bhi setting Kara de..”

Teacher: Why are you laughing alone.

Teacher: Why are you laughing alone. Tell us the joke so that whole class can laugh. Student: Hehehe…sir ye aapko DK Bose bola..

Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0{50923cf9b5376131a5d1832c72994560a5e7bdc612cd816ed58e0ba17d81ed6c} Marks

Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0{50923cf9b5376131a5d1832c72994560a5e7bdc612cd816ed58e0ba17d81ed6c} Marks… Q.1 – In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ? Ans – In his Last Battle.. Q.2 – Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed ? Ans – At the Bottom of the Page.. Q.3 –…

3 drunk guys enterd a taxi

3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, “We have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said “Thank you”. The…

Tell me About Yourself

Interviewer: Tell me something about yourself. Me: Yourself is a pronoun used to refer to the person being addressed as the object of a verb

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko wah wah Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko.

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko :D

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko wah wah Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko.

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