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Cheque Bounced

Judge to Prostitute : “So when did you realize you were raped?” Prostitute : “When the cheque bounced..”

Frame a sentence using the word ‘Harassment’.

Teacher: Frame a sentence using the word ‘Harassment’. … . . Student: I was in love with a girl and HerAssMeant a lot to me…….

Teacher: Why are you laughing alone.

Teacher: Why are you laughing alone. Tell us the joke so that whole class can laugh. Student: Hehehe…sir ye aapko DK Bose bola..

Woh Konsi Cheez Hai..

Ek Ladki interview dene gayi.. Boss: Batao wo konsi cheez hai jis ke 2 tyres hotay hain?? Ladki: bike! Boss: Nahi, hOnda bike Chalo aik aur sawal, Wo konsi cheez hai jis k 4 tyres hotay hain ? Ladki: Car! Boss : Nahi, toyota car…..

Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho? Girl: Kal

Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho? Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai. Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan He Nikal Gai. Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy. Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They. Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai. 1 Ghanta…

Girl : Do u love me more thn ur family ?

Girl : Do u love me more thn ur family ? Boy : No Girl : Why ? Boy : okay Listen to dis. when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick me up. bt my mom was When i…

Shiri Rehman Farmati hayZardari hazi

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko wah wah Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko.

“It is said that when girls close their

“It is said that when girls close their eyes, dey see d person dey love d most…. When BOY do that ” Slide Show begins….” ­čśë

Couple claiming Virginity: Gal:If ds Is

Couple claiming Virginity: Gal:If ds Is ur 1st tym,then h0w did u do it so wel? Boy:If dis Is ur 1st tym,den h0w do u knw that i did wel??? 0312-2495536 Shan

Ek aurat:-jab tumhara talak hua tha tab

Ek aurat:-jab tumhara talak hua tha tab to tumhara ek hi bachcha tha.ab 3 kaise? Doosri:-who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the.

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